I Still Owe Money to Columbia House | Funny Retro Music T-Shirt

If you know, you know.
This tee is a nostalgic nod to the greatest music hustle of the ‘80s and ‘90s—Columbia House. Featuring a stack of classic cassette tapes and bold distressed text, the "I Still Owe Money to Columbia House" t-shirt is for those who remember getting 12 albums for a penny… and never paying the bill.

🎸 Details That Rock:

Vintage-Inspired Design – Retro fonts, cassette stack art, and distressed texture for that throwback vibe.

Soft Unisex Fit – Comfortable, breathable, and perfect for concert nights or casual wear.

Premium Print Quality – Fade-resistant ink that keeps the memories alive.

Perfect Gift – For Gen X, 80s babies, or anyone who had a mixtape phase.

Whether you were team cassette or CD, this shirt is your backstage pass to the past. Grab yours now and wear it like you’re still waiting for that final notice!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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